funniest-facts:

In Arizona, You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Funniest Facts

funniest-facts:

In Arizona, You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Funniest Facts

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acountryygirlandherdogg:

reck-lyss:

Need

I just came.
funniest-facts:



In Arkansas, A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. Funniest Facts

funniest-facts:

In Arkansas, A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. Funniest Facts

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internetsgreatesthits:

OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP!!!!

internetsgreatesthits:

OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP!!!!

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ironstylus:

anumbrellafortwo:

FKASANFASLKJDFNKJNGLKMLJQNWSDFHBJ–

Everything intensified.

[[ I should totally put the link to the cinematic here: A New Dawn ]]

LOL! 

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nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

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lolsomeone-actually:

ibilateral:

thecraziie:

awsomedean:

slutmost:

every girl can relate to this okay

BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED

10000% done

HAHAHHHAHA,

I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.

Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.

Dont forget the “what, no invite?? ;)” like shut the fuck up with yo weak ass 7th grade game boy

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